Wonderful news out of Hey Jerk headquarters as former staff soft boiled egg Bucklin Crugg-Fonchonski has died in a Merle Vanderells riot. Several others have perished in the riot, including Merle Vanderells of South Paysley Street and famous potato cartoonist Merle Vanderells of Acker Avenue.
Crugg-Fonchonski's funeral is set for October 7 at 3:00 p.m., then it's off to the envelope plant for the annual tour and taste test.
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