September 29, 2010

Bryson Brought On To Fix Things



Bill Bryson has been hired as Staff Changer. The 39-year old is now responsible for changing things, making changes and coordinating changes amongst staff members, according to editor Capolo, who changed his hair color.

"Red," said Capolo.

Bryson: "I hate all of you and I may make doo on Thursdays. Plus, I've got several potatoes that are willing to make sacrifices."

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