Suspicion surrounds Jerk Financials: Staff Auditor Hired

The Jerk was forced to bring on a Staff Auditor today, after suspicions of doctored financials ravaged Wall Street this afternoon.

"The Jerk is doctoring their numbers!" said one investor.

"The Jerk is doctoring their financials!" said another investor.

Thus, Milton Weatherby has been hired on as Staff Auditor. He will be responsible for internal audit reviews on a tri-yearly basis.

Weatherby


"I'm going to make sure that any suspicions around the financial state of The Jerk are put to rest, and put to rest temporarily," said Weatherby, "But most likely not permanently."

Weatherby will also be responsible for all toe related matters.

Please join us in welcoming Milt to our staff and our hearts.

- Staff Correspondent Beauregard Fimmons