DeLatardo Hired

Ralph Delatardo has been hired on as Staff Garbage Technician.

DeLatardo


DeLatardo was hired on by Chung Fonway, Staff Dead Person/Staff Loser. Fonway was quoted as saying "Ralph is a good garbage guy - he knows how to take out the trash."

DeLatardo, who is originally from Uruguay, will also be responsible for all Rainbow assassinations and for any pancake-related incidents.


- Staff Correspondent Beauregard Fimmons