Jesper Rainbow Arrested

In breaking Hey Jerk news, Jesper Rainbow has been arrested on 14 counts of public nudity and one count of soliciting armadillo prostitution.

" I did it." said Rainbow.

Hey Jerk Jail



Hey Jerk king Fat Neck Glenn, suprised by the growing flock of staff members to be thrown in prison, is thinking of expanding the cell to accommodate more inmates.

"Bunch of weirdos around here, especially those Rainbows. Something needs to be done." said Glenn.

- Staff Jail Correspondent Feau Bimmons