Percy Plopsen has been hired as Staff Clothing Hamper, according to a pair of chinos familiar with the situation. Plopsen will work directly under his assistant, Jerry, a canary that lives in Plopsen's hair.
"I'll take your pants, under garments and t-shirts, but no ankle socks," said Plopsen. "There was an incident during the summer of '71 involving an ankle sock and some salad dressing and I'd rather not have to deal with that again."
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