Dead Worm Found, Could Be War Act

A dead worm was found planted outside Jerk HQ, Staff Hippo Larry confirmed today. The worm, thought to be Ted, had clearly been dead for over an hour. While it is not known how the worm died, this definitely will be considered an act of war by the Rainbow camp, known worm enthusiasts.

Ted (Dead)


"Frozengard did this," rambled Jesper Rainbow, "and we will retaliate swiftly and fastly."

More to come on Jerk War 2010.

- Beau Q. Fimmons