Vipp/Poppadopolis/Wungstin/Pompelio Killed; Several Tickets Affected

In shocking news, several key members of campaign tickets have been assassinated by Wordsworth Fimply, esteemed elder of the Fimply Five and known Pinecone sympathizer.

Bennet Pompelio (Dead)


Gheryn Vipp (Dead)


J.P. Poppadoplis (Dead)


Wungstin (Dead)


Oz Seckinway, who was on a ticket with the slain Bennet Pompelio, is believed to be involved in the assassination. An investigation is underway, but most likely wont find anyone responsible.

In light of these assassinations, look for a new ticket to enter the race sometime this evening.

- Staff Correspondent Beauregard Fimmons