New Staff Dentist Hired

Hey Jerk has been without a Staff Dentist since the unfortunate passing of Dr. J. Jerry some months ago. No longer. We here at The Jerk are proud to announce the hiring of Dr. Stan Xomcheese, new Staff Dentist.

Xomcheese


Dr. Xomcheese comes to us with over zero hours of experience, and is accredited to practice dentistry by the Uruguagian Dental Board (UDB).

Bio

Name: Stanley Xomcheese
DOB: 13-2-03
Height: Unknown
Weight: Unknown
Spouse: Don Xomcheese
Affiliations: Uruguagian Dental Board, Xomcheese U. Badminton Club, Waffles
Comments: Successfully removed hippo molar (Nicholas) - September, '26

Please join us in welcoming Dr. Xomcheese to the staff.

- Staff Correspondent Beau Fimmons