New Paulfield Hired

Hey Jerk has announced the hiring of Pauool Paulfield as the new Staff Paul Paulfield. The 42-year old will start immediately, or in early August.


Pauool Paulfield



Height/weight: N/A
Former occupation: Mashed potato whisperer
Education: Two semesters at Derwood College & Bait Shop (January-July, 1992)

Career trades

May 1, 2006 - traded nose to Roger Shane for a mailbox flag
December 25, 1997 - traded son, Paw to Santa Claus for a sugar cookie and a Fig Newton to be named later