Hey Jerk has announced the hiring of Clem Idelby as shrimp boat captain. Idelby has no experience at sea, though on a date with an envelope in January, 2005, he did eat several shrimp.
"There will be more Idelbys," Clem said. "And when they arrive, a number of staff members will perish in lawnmower accidents."
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