Femmwooss Hired

Clinton Femmwooss, of the Idahoan Femmwooss clan, has been hired on at The Jerk. Femmwooss will take on the Staff Hard Boiled Egg position, complimenting Staff Soft Boiled Egg Buck Cruff-Fonchonski.

"I got experience in this area," said Femmwooss.

Femmwooss


Femwooss has been looking at a position at The Jerk since his longtime lover Rimbert Holmschmitt was assassinated. It is believed he will exact revenge around the blog.

- Staff Correspondent Beauregard Fimmons