May 12, 2010

Job Finished: Fonchonski Dead



Good news out of Hey Jerk camp as Mrooble Fonchonski, former interpreter/chef, was murdered by a killer wheelbarrow early Wednesday morning. Fonchonski's widow, Caufau, said she will not miss Mrooble and neither will anyone at the blog.

Funeral services were canceled due to lack of water chestnuts.


- Staff correspondent Bump Biggsley

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