After Years of Debate, Staff CEO Hired

Cotton Pompelio, great, great grandfather of recently deceased Bennet Pompelio, has been hired on as Staff CEO, according to Rodney Glenn. As Staff CEO, Pompelio will report directly to Jed O'Schmallfoot.

"I'm angered to have received this position," said Pompelio, "and will do everything in my power to sabotage the financials of this blog until we file Chapter 43."

In a surprise move, Pompelio immediately hired his grandfather, Rockwhay Pompelio, to hold him up.

"I got experience in this area." said Pompelio.

Cotton (CEO, Top) and Rockwhay Pompelio


Please join us in welcoming the reign of Cotton Pompelio as Staff CEO.

"Pompelio Forever!"

- Staff Correspondent Godfrey Filibuster