New Staff Czar Hired, Replaces Rainbow After 3 Day Reign

Oscar Rainbows 3 day reign as Staff Emperor is over. To the delight of many of our readers, Rainbow has decided to take an alternate career path where his insanity can better be managed by the proper people.

Clifton Tuftberry, previously ruler of www.getyourasstomars.com, has agreed in principle to sign on at The Jerk as new Staff Czar.

"Thing's are going to change around here," stated Tuftberry through his lawyer, C. Vanderells Bwon, "And most are going to have to do with slayings and hirings."

Clifton Tuftberry



In the meantime, Rodney "Fat Neck" Glenn could be heard from the crowd yelling "We want Crugg! We want Crugg!"

Analysis of what Glenn was getting at is yet to be performed, but look for a Crugg reappearance in the coming hours.

- Staff Correspondent Walter Craggchuck