April 5, 2010

New Hire

After staff hobo Chuck Frozengard incited several salsa-related riots over the past few weeks, Hey Jerk was forced to bring on an assistant hobo, naming Erk Verner to the position, early Monday.

Verner was a solo hobo from 1983-2000 and over the past decade served as assistant hobo to Moe Hershack.

Verner's ears will start in the mail room and "hopefully work their way up," according to Verner's lawyer, Jules Judiger Jr.



Verner

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