In shocking news, formerly dead staff members C. Vanderells Bwon and Abner Glenn have made a comeback. Believing that the current Staff Lawyers were incompetent, Glenn and Bwon formed an alliance to come back from the grave, assassinate the three, and take over all Law relations for the blog. The blogs response:
"Glad to have you."
Abner Glenn (Back)
C. Vanderells Bwon (Back)
This is believed to be the first of what will become many reanimations of former staff members. Stay tuned exclusively to
The Jerk for upcoming resurrections.
- Hey Jerk Correspondent Ed XomcheeseR.I.P.
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