Murray Enters Race Against Braybush

Murray, former hobo weapon supplier, has put his "name in the hat" against Emmit Braybush. Both are running for Staff Mascot - a highly sought after position that has been held by Rodney "Fat Neck" Glenn for over 14 years.

"Neither of them have the gusto to unseat me." said Glenn.

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Braybush, while not surprised by Murray's entry into the race, was skeptical of any challenge. "Murray's a loser. Always has been."

Murray had no response, but did poo in his cubicle outside Jerk HQ.

- Staff Correspondent Ed Xomcheese