April 8, 2010

BREAKING: Rainbow's Back

Oscar Q. Rainbow is back. After being laid off two days ago, Rainbow showed up at HQ this morning and assassinated Staff Tyrant Ned Flumpton. 4 seconds after, the commonly insane Rainbow appointed himself "Staff Prime Minister."

Look for a rule full of assassinations and insane ramblings. Us here at The Jerk certainly can't wait to see what sort of idiotic changes the man makes.

Oscar Rainbow, Staff Prime Minister

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