April 19, 2010

Braybush Hired

Emmit Braybush has been hired as Staff Pincher, effective May, 2013, according to an onion familiar with the situation. Braybush previously worked at an air store, selling wind sandwiches to imaginary coyotes.

His wife, chandelier, had no comment.



Braybush, 1983

1 comment:

Berry said...

What is that thing?