Staff King Changes Name

Buck Crugg, recently appointed Staff King, has changed his name.

"I liked the sound of it." was the released statement from the Crugg camp.

Buck Crugg will now go by Buck Crugg-Fonchonski. Many believe this has political ramifications in light of the new and powerful Fonchonski presence here at The Jerk. Mrooble Fonchonski, president of the Anti-McCafferty Alliance and Chief Fonchonski, released this statement.

"We here at the AMA and Camp Fonchonski were delighted to hear that our almighty king has decided to take on a hyphenated last name. It honors us to even be considered in such a light. And, we paid him."

Crugg-Fonchonski


- Staff Correspondent Settle Roundhead