March 17, 2010

New Hire



Irgwirm Shonskey has been hired as the new Hey Jerk Staff Shonskey, beating out fellow Shonskeys Kelnwick, Nertrum and Vippo.

Irgwirm, who last held employment during the Employment Holdings of 1981, has an arm (w/ wrist watch) growing out of the side of his head, but the growth isn't expected to interfere with his work at the blog.

"It's not expected to interfere with his work at the blog," said a guy in green shorts.

In other news, Gallon McAfferty's funeral will be held sometime in early-April, 2010; the date and time will not be released to the public, nor to McAfferty's family.

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