Staff Murray, Murray, Assassinated

Shortly after Staff Murray\Hobo Murray tattooed a picture of deceased friend Bog Piso on his forehead, he was found slain in a nearby Chinese restaurant.

Staff Murray (Dead)

If any of our readers are upset about the murder, don't be. Murray was a strain on society and the planet is better off without him. A new Staff Hobo will be appointed within a few days.

In a strange twist, it has been discovered that Murray was offed by long deceased friend, Bog Piso.

Bog Piso (Dead)

No comments were given on how this may have occurred.

- Bog Piso, Dead Guy