Roundhead Suffers Rodeo Accident, Loses Part of Body

Staff Contributer Settle Roundhead suffered a severe injury yesterday during his weekly Rodeo session. After successfully completing his bull ride, Roundhead was on the way for his usual 7:14 PM chili dog. Unfortunately, what he did not know, was that this would be the last chili dog he would ever see.

As Settle approached the stand, he heard screaming. "Crugg forever!" said one bystander. "Glenn Rules!" screamed back another. And with that, Roundhead would never be the same. The Glenn supporter grabbed the tray of steaming hot chili from the stand, and flinged it towards the Crugg supporters location. He was a bad shot, however, and hit Mr. Roundhead directly in his large melon, burning it off down to the neck.

Settle Roundhead - Post Accident Photo

Luckily, Roundhead survived the incident. He will remain on staff as a contributer, but don't expect him to say much.

- Staff Meteorologist Rocco Frompley