February 5, 2010

Fat Neck Glenn Threatening to Jump

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Staff Doctor Fat Neck Glenn is atop a skyscraper, threatening to jump if his demands aren't met. He didn't specify on the demands, but experts believe it has something to do with the family of squirrels that went missing from Glenn's locker at Hey Jerk headquarters. Glenn's also been under a lot of stress since reports of nephew Petey's drug abuse and reckless behavior showed up on the site, Tuesday afternoon.

Former Hey Jerk staff members to jump off buildings: janitor Mickey Wombo, contributing writers Doof Dinkins and Mo Golden and Staff Kaywood Jim Kaywood.

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