Pepano hires two co-assassins, forms "Assassination Three"

In a suprising move based on limited financials for hires at The Jerk, Sal Pepano has hired on his two brothers, Al Pepano and Vincenzo (Vinnie) Pepano, Jr., to be co-assassins. Sal is insisting that they be referred to as the "Assasination Three," and has stated that all future offings at the blog will be conducted by one or all of the Pepano clan.

"It was a simple question of supply and demand," said Sal, "Demand for slayings has dramatically increased here at the blog over the past few weeks, and I could not handle the volume of requests. Therefore, my brothers Al and Vinnie will be joining the staff as co-assassins."

Sal also laid out a warning "We're taking over this blog! We kill people."

Al Pepano


Vincenzo (Vinnie) Pepano

The "Assassination Three" will be on active assassination duty immediately.

- Staff ABC's (A-L) Man Fob Quinkley