Hey Jerk staff meteorologist Rocco Frompley has hijacked a train and is "on a mission to find the lost city of parsley," according to Frompley's agent Marty Sanchules.
Frompley, who was hired as meteorologist last month after spending more than a decade as chief historian for the Schmombo/Quinkley Brawl of '87, grew increasingly frustrated with the lack of parsley or parsley cape/helmet combinations at Jerk headquarters.
According to hijacked train reporter Settle Roundhead, the freight is bound for Kadingsport, a shipping town with no bodies of water or ships.
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