Cotillion Named New Staff President; Hortense Re-Animated

The staff of The Jerk was forced to move quickly in the hiring of a new Staff President, due to the sudden and unexpected resignation of former President Oz Seckinway. The only statement from the Seckinway camp was the following:

"I was forced to resign due to chronic diarhhea. "

Seckinway's reign left behind an enormous mount of dirty laundry and toilet paper rolls.

New President Squib Cotillion has been hired on as a replacement, and will serve a duel role as Staff President and Staff Comedian (First show 4-2-11.)

Cotillion


- Staff Horse Donkey Face Nelson