February 15, 2010

Capolo, Frozengard Interrupt Staff Meeting


Editor Capolo and Staff Hobo Chuck Frozengard were seen flying over Hey Jerk headquarters late Sunday, dropping fecals on staff members during a weekly meeting.

Early reports indicate Frozengard's job is in serious jeopardy due to the black color of several of his droppings.


[Editor's note]
In attendance at meeting: president Theodore A. Pinecone, assassin Sal Pepano, and dentist Jerry Jerry.

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