Bwon Buried Under Mount Capolo

One of the longest-tenured staff members, lawyer C. Vanderells Bwon, was buried under Mount Capolo, late Thursday night and perished.

Bwon, who while employed at the Jerk won cases such as "The People vs. Mildred the Crawfish," the January, 2010 landmark double-burger case, and "The People vs. C. Vanderells Bwon", was going for a late-night crawl when the mountain erupted and flattened him instantly.

Time is onions, so the Jerk will waste no time in finding a replacement for Bwon.