February 4, 2010

Black Market Mejito Business Uncovered, Investigation Underway

A Mejito machine has been discovered underground in a cave near Plumpberg, Guam. Apparently, the machine has been mass producing Mejitos for over a year and is believed to have produced more than 1,200 Mejitos who now roam free.



If you spot a Mejito out in public, please notify soon-to-be-hired Staff Security Fob Quinkley.

On a side note, recently hired Staff Randy Mejito, Randy Mejito, is now on the run.

- Larry, Staff Hippo

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