STAFF LAWYER HIRED

With the recent developments involving the termination of former staff dentist F. Glenn, the staff here at the Jerk believed that hiring a lawyer was essential to the guaranteed continuation of business here at the blog. Therefore, we would like to introduce our new staff lawyer!


Vanderells Bwon



Name: Clifford Vanderells Bwon
DOB: 4
Height\Weight: 1'7" 14 lbs
Abode: Hollow loaf of marble rye
Spouse: Gary Jenkins
Accomplishments: 2009 - completed two classes at Keech Law School. Expelled for water fountain theft.
Comments: No arms. Likes water chestnuts.