In a staff (and universal) first, once deceased Staff Arachnid Hortense is now alive. While it is not known how the once crushed-via-loafer spider has come back to life, it is believed that it may have something to do with tabasco sauce.
As per the usual here on The Jerk, an investigation is underway to discover how these events may have unfolded.
Stay tuned, and see the staff list for an updated photo of Staff Arachnid Hortense.
- Staff Meteorologist Rocco Frompley
1 comment:
Hortense lives.
Ernie works in mysterious ways.
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