Atlanta, GA - A man has been found living under a chestnut that apparently lacks any top to his head. While its not known how the man survives under these circumstances, it does seem as if there are three non-connected lines floating above the hole in his head serving no apparent purpose.
While the man, who calls himself "Teddy Pinecone," lacks a fully formed skull, that may not be the oddest aspect of his body. In groundbreaking, but for some reason not surprising news, Pinecone features the number "6" inside of his ear. "It was better than 4!" claims Pinecone, but offers no other explanation.
Pinecone - August '05
An investigation into the whereabouts of the top of Pinecone's head is currently underway. Stay tuned for exclusive updates only at The Jerk.
- Larry, Staff Hippo and contributing writer
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