January 28, 2010

Man Finishes Chili

VHENICKIN CITY - Early reports indicate Sal Sanderson, a local man with an unprecedented three thumbs, finished a bowl of chili, late Thursday afternoon.



Sanderson, who "loves chili" and "would've said 'yes'" in 2nd grade if someone had asked him if he loved chili so much why didn't he marry it, said it was the seventh bowl he had finished in the last two days.

"Not only do I love to eat chili, but I use it for other things," said Sanderson. "The other day I ran out of shampoo. No problem, I have some leftover chili. Need to wash my car? Must be time to break out the chili hose!"

Hey Jerk will continue its coverage of the chili on our sister blog salvadorchiliface.blogspot.com.

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