The Jerk is pleased to announce after a drawn-out talent search that it has hired a new Staff Assassin. Sal Pepano, uncle of recently offed Shonsen Pepano Jr. (no investigation pending), left a great impression on the staff after his recent interview and was immediately offered the position.
"I'm here to off some folks," stated Pepano, "and I intend to do so."
While it is not known where Pepano is from or how old he is, it is known that he has no arms. Pepano is known to be a Crugg sympathizer, so look for some immediate Glenn family murders in the near future.
Sal Pepano
- Hortense, Staff Arachnid
1 comment:
Sal Pepano you are pantless and dreamy....
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