Sammy Springs, GH - The crazy person found Sunday with an empty container of stuffing and uneven sideburns was identified as Yancy Pippen, a local hippo salesmen. Pippen finished the stuffing on the morning of December 6 and later was found outside his home attempting to trade his sweater vest to a neighborhood squirrel.
"He had a bunch of acorns and I was trying to get my hands on a few of them. So I offered my vest, but the little bastard ran away," Pippen said.
Pippen, who at the time of the stuffing incident was hosting a viewing party for the hit reality TV show Watch Me Tinkle, is a 1989 graduate of Paymont University and is famous for his 2006 portrayal of Hensley Chambers in the off-Broadway play Too Many Hensleys. The 42-year old declined to comment on his sideburns, which at press time contained several traces of barbecue sauce.
- From Hey Jerk staff reports
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