Actual draft to follow.
1) Ottawa Ladders - D. Devito - Ottawa State - Only man\hippo ever to be drafted in Poo, Giraffe, and Ladder draft in same year. Notoriously difficult to sign.
2) Berlin Burritos - D. Deluise - Cannonball Tech - Once starred in a movie titled "Fatso". Never been past 3rd step of a ladder, but potential is frightening.
3) Japan Pizza Delivery Men - S. Pepano - Pepano Pipes and Cactus - Pepano once famously lit four urinal doors on fire. Widely suspected that Pepano may fall lower in the draft due to high demands (Walrus named "Kippo"), but this draft is keeping him towards the top based strictly on his laddering potential (37th step, 1978 Nova Scotia Ladder Games)
4) Denmark Croatians - Fobbert Quinkley MD - Christensen School of Beanballing - Quinkley, of the Frankfurt, Germany Quinkleys - once ate an entire ladder (Taiwan - 1955). Also is known to poo lightning bugs.
5) Atlanta Communism - Nope Bradley - Hogwash State Dental - Bradley threw his name in the hat after a failed career in dentistry which ended with 4 molars removed (Oswald Mempo) and a fingerless hobo named Trevor. Nope immediately shot to the top of the charts with his unmatched ability to eat a salami sandwich while laddering.
1 comment:
devito aint going No. 1.
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