44th Staff President Hannk Quebec has been offed, according to HJ Head of Security Oscar Rainbow.
Quebec (Dead)
Quebec was an unliked President during his multi-year tenure at the Jerk, much like the past 43 presidents. He promised change, but was not heard from for the entirety of his Presidency. At one point, he DID clog the 77th floor east toilet.
"I did what I aimed to do." - Quebec
Quebec is believed to have been eaten by a Walrus.
- Staff Correspondent Eli Strauss
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