Bagokie Hired

Al Bagokie (Okie Dokie) has finally come to salary terms with The Jerk and has officially been named Staff Rory Ashirmin, effective June, 2098.

Alvin Bagokie *Deceased

Bagokie is well known for his international Beluga Whale Impersonation tour, as well as being a drawing of something that looks like nothing. 

"He's just a bunch of lines." - Brian Gregory

Please join us in our celebration of Al Bagokie's hire in the Men's lobby restroom (stall B). First 20 to join receive a free banana peel! (Offer Revoked - Ted Gonch v. The City of Cleveland)

- Staff Chimp Dudley Foomb