July 18, 2016

Hu Released, Takes Over Hey Jerk Presidency

Hu has been released from his incarceration at HJ Prison, where he had been held for the previous 13 months after being found guilty of Hippo genocide.

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Hu, seen here immediately following his release, was later seen  "lightly jogging" to the San Diego Zoo. His whereabouts are unknown, but it is believe he may have taken up camp in the Hippo enclave. Coded messages have been received every hour on the hour since his release, the latest of which was deciphered as:

"All Hail Hu. Hu is King."

Please join us in welcoming President Hu back (the 14th floor urinal is now off limits until further notice).

- Staff Hippo Aguy Wunce

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