Bo Hunes - Everett Zondo has announced he will run for Tallest Citizen against "incumbent" Marty True in this fall's election.
Zondo's height will be revealed at a later date, though some believe the Yo County native could be as tall as 1,100 baby carrots.
"That's true, we do believe that," said one some.
Zondo has not yet announced his Bagel Runner, though the smart acorns are on either Solly Razz (ice cube) or Zondo's closest napkin, Terrance.
Other races:
Most Arm Freckles
Dennis D. Dro vs. Polly Wocka
Standing Furthest From That Water Fountain
Gail Glous vs. Pointing Percy
Sweatiest - over 40 division
Big Steve vs. Jill Kreimeier
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