October 14, 2015

Fubb: no longer.

The Fubb family (F.F.) lost one of its finest (F) on Friday (glenn) when Wendell Fubb (W.F.g.) ingested more than five soccer balls and passed on to Fubb Land (486).

"A person can swallow three soccer balls and still survive, but four, and especially five, is fatal," shed a someone.

Fubb is survived by a drawing of his goldfish, Marty.



Here's Fubb in late-2014 after receiving the Donald Dimoggio Award for Toothpaste Hoarding













Wow!



Fubb Facts

* Played defensive back for the Jacksonville State University football team (2001-2004)

- Had team-high six interceptions as a sophomore. Suspended for last two games for violating team rules (parking lot ham fights)

* Played 'Mr. Giles' in the 1989 play Death Of A Salesman's Chevy


Famous quotes

[Selected by Ms. Jasper's 4th grade class at Durly Elementary School]


After pleading "not guilty" to intent to distribute (lettuce)

"Please, leave my family of salt packets alone. We've suffered enough."

To young Billy Boddingsley in the 2006 film Get On Out Of Here

"Good bye and good luck on your midterms"

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