BIAA Founded

The Beefman Institute for the Assassination of Aardvarks (BIAA) has been founded by Reggie "The Rectal Thermometer" Beefman.

Beefman (Deceased)

"We wanted to really spread our knowledge, which we've gained through centuries of experience, to the masses. It just wasn't fair to this Earth to keep this information to ourself any longer."

- Reggie Beefman Jr., Co-Founder

Applications for entry can be sent to President Rainbow at oscarrainbow@gmail.com.

- Staff Mongoloid Oscar Rainbow