Poomb's nose declared national landmark

An historic event has taken place as Oswald Poomb, "the turkey sandwich of Moosh Valley Farms" (Dansby Times, May, 1976) has had his nose declared a national landmark.

That nation, Hyborg-44, has been in political turmoil since late-2011 after the election of the first hot dog bun mayor. A special ceremony honoring the nose will take place at the Hyborg-44 town square on June 24. Pieces of Jerry Poomb will be served, as per the family's request.

Poomb's nose, which contains retired librarian Linda Bell & the surviving members of the musical group Eggs For Craigs, turned 44-years old in April.