March 26, 2014

The Fundos

The Fundo family list has finally been released, according to a piece of paper that contained the list. We've obtained it in accordance with the Zandor Plub Jr. Act of 1998, which prohibits discrimination against women named Beth.
 
Fundo family spokesman Yobblo Paz refused comment pending the 77-year old's wax paper licking trial.
 
 
The Fundos
 
Lawrence "Larry" Fundo
Alfonso Fundo
Alfonso "Lil Alfie" Fundo Jr
Tommy "Two-Tones" Fundo
Bertund Fundo Sr.
Bert Fundo Jr.
Bertie Fundo III
Alfredo Garcia-Fundo
Yamika-ka Fundo
Ed Fundo Sr.
Eddie! Fundo Jr. (TM)
Rectal Thermometer Fundo
Horatio "Applesauce" Fundo
President Ignatio Fundo
Fester Fundo
and finally....
Stinky Feet Fundo Jr.


Some final comments on the list:

"It's influential, I'll tell you that much. Like the first landing on the mule."

- Vanessa Mindlich-Briles

"Milkpacks on a flint-rack, baby. Shoot, Canada never pushed a tie-cheese on my big toe. Clem....Ernie.....even Percy.... they be doing them grandpabagelfights."

- Gilbert Gloss

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