Sylvan Snugg Announces Candidacy

Sylvania Truffles Snugg has announced his intent to run in the 2014 Hey Jerk Presidential election.

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Snugg, who is a nose on top of a neck, had little to say about his upcoming campaign.

"I intend to change things."





Sylvan Snugg's crowning achievement was his silver medal in the luge competition in the 1922 Olympic Games in Freehold, New Jersey. He has worn the medal to this day, only removing it once late in 1955 for "mule hunting purposes." He refuses to elaborate further.

Snugg has said that he will announce his running mate in coming days. Please be sure to monitor us here at The Jerk for that breaking news announcement.

"Long Live Nope Bradley!" - Sylvan Snugg Campaign Slogan '14

- Campaign Beat Writer Mrooble Fonchonski