Kennafeck/Piso Ticket Announced; Riots Ensue

Harvey Kennafeck has announced his intentions to run in "The Election" '18, alongside longtime common law partner Bog Piso.

Kennafeck Campaign Poster

Piso

Upon the announcement of their intention to run, riots broke out in Cleveland. Lil' Hee-ho Martin was sacrificed. That is all that is known at this time, as police have chosen to ignore the incident.

While it is unknown who Stan Callaway is/was, it is believed accurate that Senator Kennafeck was in fact once married to Barry Sea (deceased, cheetah).

Kennafeck and Piso have made early campaign promises to "abolish hippo slavery" and "make changes." In addition, they have sworn to "honor the oath we have taken, and remain in hiding until the day the Walrus Invasions have subsided."

Please donate no less than $1000 American to the campaign at www.kennafeckpiso18.com. Donations can also be made by calling campain headquarters at 1-888-RAINBOW.

- Staff Campaign Manager Oscar Rainbow-Horowitz Jr.