Sockety, who has been using a borrowed mouth on loan from the Onderdonk Group since the Arm Pit Pinch 70s, is expected to take over the backup shooting guard position vacated by the deceased Marvin Durlyshea (shampoo bottle overdose).
Hey Jerk head coach M'Eee-Chelle Potatosmell said Sockety's lack of a left arm and the fact that his right arm is a tree branch shouldn't affect the amount of playing time the Wuzz-14 native will get in the team's 33-man rotation.
"It shouldn't affect how much playing time (Sockety) gets in our team's 33-man rotation," said Potatosmell while teaching a yield sign how to dance.
Sockety's front tooth, Harrison, will play power forward.
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