June 10, 2013

Poppings Family Arrives

"The Poppings Family! Now we can really get peanut butter sculptures completed."

- Bartolo Colon impersonator Edward Xomcheese


Fearing a possible Jeroo dynasty, the Poppings family (Ann Arbor, Michigan) have arrived at Jerk headquarters and immediately declared Horace on the Jeroos.

The battle is expected to begin in late-June with several thousand from both families participating in winner-take-Ernie racquet ball.


The Poppings

Lance Poppings
Ziizzo Poppings
Hillary Tomulkins-Poppings
"Pops" Poppings
Greg Galloway
Perry Poppings
Xavier "Big Cantaloupe" Poppings
Peeps Poppings
Terry Jeroo
Possum Poppings
Bernard Bly
Plopps Poppings
Little Cantaloupe Poppings
Vaz Poppings
Wendy Jeroo
Piano Keys Poppings
Footballhelmet Poppings
Carla Poppings-Jeroo
Pweeg-hanavitz Poppings
Jim


Source: Poppings Family Historical Society & Rat Trap Warehouse

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